There’s a reason companies say that their food products are made out of real food. Real eggs, real 100% meat, all that jazz. They are trying to convince you.
Stay cautious, and as always Stay lovely, my lovelies
If this is how you see yourself. Remember. That apple of yours keeps the doctor away, unless in a case where it’s the sexy doctors. But really, firefighters are where it’s at, and y’all got them wrapped around your pinky finger. Pear shapped girls holla at me, because you are some of the most interesting fruits I’ve ever tasted. Pineapple-y, orange-y, and apple-y. You have more layers than your pear, remember that. Hourglass girls, if you got it, flaunt it. Just don’t let time run down. Now for all you newspapers, you are possibly SO IMPORTANT. Men read you every day with their coffee in the morning. Sexy men. In flannel pj pants and no shirts. You get the picture.
Stay lovely, my lovelies.
A Message From Ze Frank
“Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.”
This is beautiful. Like really, horses and ponies in a meadow with a ray of sunlight shining down upon them with Ryan Reynolds in the foreground. Naked. That beautiful. Sometimes, I feel like shit. Like a hard core piece of turd. And that’s when I wonder what everybody thinks of me, how I look to people, and how can I not be so awk. Well Ze Frank, master of masters, you’ve shown me yet again. It ain’t my fucking business. All that matters is whether I feel good. And when you realize that, you realize that your quirkiness, your body, your personality…YOU…kick ass.
Stay lovely, my lovelies.
